any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
sitting in math like
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
Playing against a friend who’s new to the game
When they start winning
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
when your selfie gets more than 5 notes
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life