things i’m feelin
things i’m not feelin
- ur harsh vibes
- america’s education system
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe
i asked my boyfriend if he would watch my favorite Christmas movie with me
little does he know it’s Mean Girls
*checks on people i hate to make sure theyre still infinitely less powerful than me*
this was supposed to be a cool word art thing in the shape of the word no but i gave up. much like how i’ve already given up with school.
"too old for pokemon" is not a thing
Howl… Cut it out. Cut it out. I’m gonna drown. I’m drowning here, Howl!
♪ all I wanted was to break your
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
it’s gotten to the point where my cat is more likely to respond to babe than her own name
there should be a cheat in animal crossing to get rid of sea bass
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
literally adventure time knows their shit