kitten crew
"If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again." -- about me




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5 minutes ago with 10521 notes via belledudette (source)

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

30 minutes ago with 388964 notes via sarini (source)

He comes on with his big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

7 hours ago with 12948 notes via saboadys (source)

iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

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8 hours ago with 172642 notes via dutchster (source)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

9 hours ago with 141205 notes via mintyboob (source)

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

9 hours ago with 26395 notes via mintyboob (source)
9 hours ago with 197850 notes via mintyboob (source)

chipsprites:

Playing against a friend who’s new to the game

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When they start winning

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9 hours ago with 32217 notes via dutchster (source)
9 hours ago with 11085 notes via internetangstar (source)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

9 hours ago with 810512 notes via belledudette

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

9 hours ago with 164404 notes via punkhazard (source)

farnilyjewels:

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

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9 hours ago with 246357 notes via dutchster (source)

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

9 hours ago with 72291 notes via punkhazard (source)
10 hours ago with 48891 notes via karamelcake (source)

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

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10 hours ago with 327526 notes via dutchster